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“But, Marge, you deserve a vacation. It’s a chance for you to clean up after us in a whole other state.” – Homer Simpson
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“Wow, we must be really flying high! Those people down there look all tiny, blurry, just like the inside of a cataract.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
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“Marge, it’s three am! Shouldn’t you be baking?” – Homer Simpson “In a little while.” – Marge Simpson I stayed up much, much too late last night making .gifs on Frinkiac, so I’m afraid that there...
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“Wait a minute, there’s something bothering me about this place. . . . I know! This lesbian bar doesn’t have a fire exit! Enjoy your deathtrap, ladies.” – Homer Simpson “What was her problem?” – Lesbian
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“If we don’t encourage her to vent her feelings they can come out in other ways.” – Lisa Simpson “I just realized we never had a wedding for the cat and the dog. They’ve been living in sin.” – Marge...
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“Lisa, the important thing is for your mother to repress what happened, push it deep down inside her, so she’ll never annoy us again.” – Homer Simpson
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“Oh, my God! This man is my exact double! . . . That dog has a puffy tail! . . . Here puff! Here puff!” – Homer Simpson
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“But I keep telling you, I’m not a pilot!” – Homer Simpson “And I keep telling you you fly boys crack me up!” – Crazy Clown Airlines Guy “Hi, I’m Alan, I’m your co-pilot.” – Alan “Uh, yeah, um, as a...
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“The last bar in Springfield. If they don’t let me in here, I’m gonna have to quit drinking.” – Homer Simpson “Yay!” – Homer’s Liver “Shut up, liver! . . . Oww, my liver hurts.” – Homer Simpson
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