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“The last bar in Springfield. If they don’t let me in here, I’m gonna have to quit drinking.” – Homer Simpson “Yay!” – Homer’s Liver “Shut up, liver! . . . Oww, my liver hurts.” – Homer Simpson
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“But I keep telling you, I’m not a pilot!” – Homer Simpson “And I keep telling you you fly boys crack me up!” – Crazy Clown Airlines Guy “Hi, I’m Alan, I’m your co-pilot.” – Alan “Uh, yeah, um, as a...
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“Oh, my God! This man is my exact double! . . . That dog has a puffy tail! . . . Here puff! Here puff!” – Homer Simpson
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“Lisa, the important thing is for your mother to repress what happened, push it deep down inside her, so she’ll never annoy us again.” – Homer Simpson
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“If we don’t encourage her to vent her feelings they can come out in other ways.” – Lisa Simpson “I just realized we never had a wedding for the cat and the dog. They’ve been living in sin.” – Marge...
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“Wait a minute, there’s something bothering me about this place. . . . I know! This lesbian bar doesn’t have a fire exit! Enjoy your deathtrap, ladies.” – Homer Simpson “What was her problem?” – Lesbian
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Facebook vs. Frinkiac
“Marge, it’s three am! Shouldn’t you be baking?” – Homer Simpson “In a little while.” – Marge Simpson I stayed up much, much too late last night making .gifs on Frinkiac, so I’m afraid that there...
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“You’re right, I’ve been wasting my life away in that dump for years. That’s it! I’m going to find a new bar to drink in, and I’m going to get drunker than I’ve ever been in my entire life!” – Homer...
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“If word gets out about this, Crazy Clown Airlines will be a laughingstock. In exchange for your silence, I’m prepared to offer your family free tickets to anywhere in the United States, excluding...
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“Come on, Marge, I want to shake off the dust of this one horse town! I want to explore the world! I want to watch TV in a different time zone. I want to visit strange, exotic malls. I’m sick of...
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“Uh, sorry, you’ve got to be a pilot to drink in here.” – The Little Black Box Bartender “But I am a pilot.” – Homer Simpson “Where’s your uniform?” – The Little Black Box Bartender “Um, I stowed it...
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“It’s okay, Marge, we don’t need to go on a trip. We’ll just wait for the killer bees to come to us.” – Homer Simpson
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“Wow, we must be really flying high! Those people down there look all tiny, blurry, just like the inside of a cataract.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
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“But, Marge, you deserve a vacation. It’s a chance for you to clean up after us in a whole other state.” – Homer Simpson
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“Cheer up, Homer.” – Bart Simpson “Can’t.” – Homer Simpson “Okay!” – Bart Simpson
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Compare & Contrast: Marge in Therapy
“Eww, you like the Monkees? You know they don’t write their own songs.” – Girl on Bus “They do so!” – Marge Bouvier “They don’t even play their own instruments.” – Girl on Bus “No! No!” – Marge...
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“You’re right, I’ve been wasting my life away in that dump for years. That’s it! I’m going to find a new bar to drink in, and I’m going to get drunker than I’ve ever been in my entire life!” – Homer...
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Behind Us Forever: Yellow Subterfuge
“I never thought I’d win this easy.” – Bart Simpson “This has nothing to do with you, Simpson. I have many, many issues with my beloved smother-, mother.” – Principal Skinner The B-plot in this...
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