Fear of Flying – Dead Homer Society

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Quote of the Day

January 2, 2010, 5:00 am

“Greetings, good man. Might I trouble you for a drink?” – Guy Incognito “Oh get out of here Homer.” – Moe “Homer? Who is Homer? My name is Guy Incognito.” – Guy Incognito

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Quote of the Day

April 4, 2010, 5:00 am

“Wow, classy.” – Homer Simpson “Good evening, sir. Would you please leave without a fuss, right now?” – Maitre d’ “Okay.” – Homer Simpson

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Quote of the Day

September 15, 2010, 5:00 am

“Mom, can we talk to you?” – Lisa Simpson “Can’t talk. Keeping myself in a state of cat like readiness.” – Marge Simpson “Uh, neat.” – Lisa Simpson

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Quote of the Day

January 8, 2011, 5:00 am

“I’m sorry doctor, he’s just afraid you’ll blame all my problems on him.” – Marge Simpson “I’m not here to blame anyone.” – Dr. Zweig

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Quote of the Day

June 11, 2011, 5:00 am

“What if you pretended that this couch were a bar, then you could spend more nights at home with us. Huh?” – Marge Simpson “I’m not going to dignify that with an answer.” – Homer Simpson

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Reading Digest: FOX Doesn’t Want You Watching Edition

July 29, 2011, 9:37 am

“Don’t look at me! Don’t look at me!” – Clancy Bouvier There was a lot of (content-deficient) news about Zombie Simpsons coming out of Comic-Con this week, a bit of which I’ve linked below. Long...

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Crazy Noises: The Man In the Blue Flannel Pants

November 30, 2011, 11:31 am

“Sammy, you’re too old to go on a date with two twins on the same night you’re supposed marry Diane without Rebecca knowing.” – Carla “Okay, Carla, I’ll make you a bet. If this affects my Major...

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Quote of the Day

April 13, 2012, 5:00 am

“Well, everybody’s got a fear of something.” – Marge Simpson “Not everybody.” – Homer Simpson “Sock puppets.” – Marge Simpson “Where? Where? Ah! Ahhh!” – Homer Simpson

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Quote of the Day

August 13, 2012, 5:00 am

“It’s okay, Marge, we don’t need to go on a trip. We’ll just wait for the killer bees to come to us.” – Homer Simpson

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“Uh, sorry, you’ve got to be a pilot to drink in here.” – The Little Black Box Bartender “But I am a pilot.” – Homer Simpson “Where’s your uniform?” – The Little Black Box Bartender “Um, I stowed it...

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Quote of the Day

July 5, 2013, 5:00 am

“Come on, Marge, I want to shake off the dust of this one horse town! I want to explore the world! I want to watch TV in a different time zone. I want to visit strange, exotic malls. I’m sick of...

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Quote of the Day

October 5, 2013, 5:00 am

“If word gets out about this, Crazy Clown Airlines will be a laughingstock. In exchange for your silence, I’m prepared to offer your family free tickets to anywhere in the United States, excluding...

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Behind Us Forever: Yellow Subterfuge

December 9, 2013, 2:05 pm

“I never thought I’d win this easy.” – Bart Simpson “This has nothing to do with you, Simpson. I have many, many issues with my beloved smother-, mother.” – Principal Skinner The B-plot in this...

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Quote of the Day

December 18, 2013, 5:00 am

“You’re right, I’ve been wasting my life away in that dump for years. That’s it! I’m going to find a new bar to drink in, and I’m going to get drunker than I’ve ever been in my entire life!” – Homer...

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Compare & Contrast: Marge in Therapy

January 29, 2014, 9:36 am

“Eww, you like the Monkees? You know they don’t write their own songs.” – Girl on Bus “They do so!” – Marge Bouvier “They don’t even play their own instruments.” – Girl on Bus “No! No!” – Marge...

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